St-Iver

Let me put it this way- I've been writing. A lot. It's been a hobby of mine since fourth grade, and I've always loved it. To put things simply- I want to put my writing to work. I've written scripts for movies, comics, and such. I'm not Earnest Hemmingway, but dammit, I'll try to be if it helps. If you need a writer for anything- comics, movies, video games, flash, whatever the hell you need writing for, gimme a hookup. I'll be all like "Hells YEAH I'll write for you!" I'm not expecting money, or anything. I mean- money would be nice- I have shit I need to waste time buying. But I guess I'm a freelance writer and I'm here for help.

Hey- what you're about to read is a review I did a couple of months ago for Stanley Kubrick's "2001: A Space Odyssey." This isn't to be taken seriously, because as much as I love abstract work, I didn't understand it and just decided to make fun of it and myself when reviewing. My opinion here is just that- my opinion and one that obviously didn't think all that hard about the movie. I posted this on facebook on a page called "Jason's Rants." I made it for my friends and family because they enjoy my opinions and ramblings and I thought that it'd maybe catch some eyes. Regardless, I figured that some people out there might enjoy my disgruntle

What's the most offensive joke you know? I'll tell you the most offensive thing I've ever heard. What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby next to a kid with down's syndrome. I've gotten a lot of flak for my type of humor. With that particular joke, I hear, "hey, I'm related to someone retarded!" or "I know people like that!" I do too. The sad fact is, no matter how tasteless it is, it's still funny. The tastelessness and shock value is the point of the joke. If it didn't make you laugh, then you didn't "get it." The fact is, all humor comes from someone's expense. Whether or not it's offensive is merely an opinion. It's only offensive